Greg Gutfeld: A star witness no one’s ever heard of
‘Gutfeld!” panelists react to former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson’s testimony before the January 6 Committee regarding allegations former President Donald Trump ‘lunged’ at two Secret Service agents.
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So about that steering wheel story. It was a bombshell, all right, minus the shell part, just like all those other anti-Trump bombshells.
At the Jan 6 hearing yesterday, a star witness no one ever heard of testified about something she didn’t see, which right there makes her testimony as legitimate as smoke signals from Liz Warren. So what’s the gist? That is then President Donald Trump was being driven back to the White House after the January 6 rally. He demanded the car pull over, so he could snack on an injured dog on the side of the road. Yeah, it was a Pekinese, which he then slathered in ketchup and devoured with his bare bloody hands. Donald Jr. was laughing in the back seat. Yeah, well, she was told that anyway.
Cassidy Hutchinson, who was an aide to former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows during the administration of former U.S. President Donald Trump, demonstrates Trump’s actions inside the presidential limousine on January 6 as she testifies during a public hearing of the U.S. House Select Committee to investigate the January 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol, on Capitol Hill in Washington, U.S., June 28, 2022. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
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Actually, she was told that on the way to the rally, Donald Trump stripped naked, declared himself the King of Siam, and then proceeded to randomly type out all of Shakespeare’s plays on a Smith Corona word processor he borrowed from his good friend and mentor Adolf Hitler, who isn’t really dead but lives in a shampoo bottle in Mar-a-Lago pool houses. Yeah, maybe that’s a bit much.
But her claims are even less believable. She claims she was told that Trump actually tried to…